{ lid down monkey dead }

"Klappe zu, Affe tot" - Literally translated, this means "Lid down, monkey dead." or "Flap closed, monkey dead." It's a quirky German idiom that simply means "That's all, folks!" or "End of story!"

{ i even eat a broom & i think my pig whistles }

"I even eat a broom!" (German: "Da fresse ich glatt einen Besen") - This isn't meant to be taken literally, of course! It's a hyperbolic way of saying something is so surprising or unbelievable that you'd do something completely outlandish

"I think my pig whistles!" (German: "Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift") - We all love a talented pig, but whistling isn't exactly their forte. This phrase adds another layer of absurdity to the mix, further emphasizing how outrageous something is.

{ you are walking on my biscuit }

Here we have “Du gehst mir auf den Keks” - meaning you’re annoying me. Literally translated to “You are walking on my biscuit” or alternatively “You are getting on my cookie”